ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A
man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A
woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A
woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A
man never worries about the future until he gets a
wife
.
A
successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To
be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To
be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men
are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and
she does.
DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.
Comments
Get married first, then you will really know what it is:-)